I wrote my first BASIC app when I was about 10. The app took my very powerful 8088 and made a bunch of really cool colors and designs on-screen- think Windows 3.1 screensaver. After years of taking computers apart, building applications and living in data centers, I've become convinced that there are either 1. magical gnomes causing mischief or 2. Sun Spots.
Since I will not be admitting that magical mischief gnomes exist in public, I'm blaming sun spots. In case you don't know what sun spots are, check this out.
NASA released a study last year (2009) providing evidence that a massive solar storm similar to those of 1859 would cause catastrophic damage to the worlds communication, banking and even health infrastructures. FOX News provides some coverage of the threat here, and as with all FOX News coverage, its super scary.
The end of 2009 saw some additional coverage from the Naval Research Labs, readable here. The below graphic shows how a massive solar storm, or sun spot, would impact the earth and travel through our atmosphere.

In 2008 scientists reported the start of an 11 year solar storm cycle and issued warnings for the start of that year of impending storms. As a result of scientific advances fueled by miniscule NASA funding and private sector demand, we can actually see a weather forecast for solar storms by visiting this site.
So, apparently all my technical "issues" are the result of magical gnomes. According to NASA, we haven't had any severe events since December. Summary of events below and more here:
Alerts Issued in December 2009
Space Weather Message Code: WARSUD
Serial Number: 67
Issue Time: 2009 Dec 25 1619 UTC
WARNING: Geomagnetic Sudden Impulse expected
Valid From: 2009 Dec 25 1710 UTC
Valid To: 2009 Dec 25 1810 UTC
IP Shock Passage Observed: 2009 Dec 25 1550 UTC
Space Weather Message Code: ALTTP2
Serial Number: 693
Issue Time: 2009 Dec 22 0533 UTC
ALERT: Type II Radio Emission
Begin Time: 2009 Dec 22 0457 UTC
Estimated Velocity: 531 km/s
Space Weather Message Code: ALTTP4
Serial Number: 315
Issue Time: 2009 Dec 17 1556 UTC
ALERT: Type IV Radio Emission
Begin Time: 2009 Dec 16 2212 UTC